he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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