I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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