No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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