LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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