You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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