I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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