it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so let's talk penis.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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