Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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