The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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