there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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