I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Are my feet made of real feet?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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