My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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