Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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