i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Randomize
