38 yer olds are good kisserssss
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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