Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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