I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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