their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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