it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Dignity is for republicans.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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