Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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