I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
There are leaves in my underwear?
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