P.S. I can't hear my feet
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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