I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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