Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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