my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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