she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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