i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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