Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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