My friends, they love my intelligence
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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