Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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