I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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