I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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