This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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