I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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