i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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