whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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