hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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