I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
