So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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