So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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