I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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