You work out of a Hotel?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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