ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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