found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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