What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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