I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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