Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I got inside last night via doggy door
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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