Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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