That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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