Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
