dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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