"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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